Wives can be touchy at times. That's when the going's good. Other times there are things you really don't wanna say.

To ensure your continued marital bliss, here are some things you want to avoid saying, ever:

1. Have those jeans shrunk? They look tight on you...

2. What have you done to your hair?

3. You said I wasn't affectionate enough, so I've brought two girlfriends home...

4. Yesterday? Whaddaya mean our anniversary was yesterday?

5. You know, that friend of yours is a really attractive woman...

6. I'll tidy up my desk, when I'm good and ready...

7. You're just like my mother!

8. When I wanted to get married, you were my third choice...

9. What do you do all day anyway?

10. You're not fat, just slightly big...

There are others, but I don't want to scare you too much.

They say that wives are only really amorous for about 20 minutes in a month. So if you happen to be out in the garage at that time... Life can be tough!

Here are some good lines to say: (You get to sleep inside the house!)

1. You're looking slimmer than yesterday! (OK, so sometimes we are economical with the truth...)

2. I'm really intelligent, because I chose to marry YOU!

3. You smell good! (Any guy can use this -- just buy her a bottle of perfume that YOU like!!)

4. You look good! (You can truthfully say this if she can see well)

5. Your hair looks great! (To guys, hair always looks fine. We just don't reckon it's important to always say so. I mean, WHY?)

So there's your complete guide to marital ecstasy. Marriage is so simple...

Duncan Kelly

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Ah, breakups. They're an incredibly tough time in any guys life and can be absolutely crushing. For many guys, their first goal is to get their ex ex-girlfriend revenge back. This is a normal reaction since you have lost someone who made you happy, shared their love with you and made you smile. Today, we want to go over some steps you need to take if you want a chance to get your exex-girlfriend revenge back.

And these things happen because guys, like dogs, are basically honest. When a guy breaks up with a girl, he says why it happened. When a woman breaks up with a man, she'll tell him three different reasons and he's supposed to figure out what went wrong. No, really. (And women wonder why a large segment of guys decide to play video games and surf for pornography...)

Now, we're supposed to say that there's no malice involved, and there probably isn't. Women when they break up with a guy are doing it for any number of reasons, most of which they aren't aware of. They aren't taught by schoolyard bullies that action A has consequence B, and in their social networks, telling the truth to someone's face usually has dire consequences.

So what's your guy friend supposed to do? Simple - move on with his life. Get out of the house, stop listening to bad mopey music and stop grieving for the relationship. If she's going to come back, she'll do it for reasons he won't understand anyway, and his best way to make that happen, is to go out and do things he finds fun. Call those old buddies and chill. Go to the gym. Walk the dog. Flirt with other girls just to get used to what that feels like again.

Eventually, the "You'll get over her" thing will become real to him. And eventually, he'll be able to look at the relationship, realistically assess what went wrong, and decide what parts he's responsible for, and what parts she's responsible for. Who knows, maybe he'll even put that pedestal he's been carrying around under a vase or something, rather than trying to put his next ex-girlfriend revenge on it.

And, hey, it's possible that seeing him having a life again will coax her into remembering how much fun she was having with him - and things can resume. Or not. Either way, the strategic choice is to play it cool. Look things over carefully, and make it clear that she missed out by not being with him. Play a little hard to get. He needs to make it clear that he's worth the time and effort... and maybe she'll see the light.

When it gets to the "make it work again" part, he also needs to keep his spine. She broke up with him, and likely made everything seem like his fault for being so insensitive. Remind him of that when the negotiations to resume are in play - tell him to set boundary conditions, because as his friend, you really don't want to go through watching him be mopey again.

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If you arethinking about getting your ex ex-girlfriend revenge back, you need toknow thatthis sort of situation is very delicate. Now both of you may be hurt, soit is vitalthat you are careful about what you do, so as not to make things worse. The following are some key things to considerif you are serious about gettingyour ex ex-girlfriend revenge back problem free...

1 - Think. Did you do anything to cause the break up? Think hard. Break-ups donot happenwithout a goodreason, so there is probablysomething behindher action even if you are not fully aware of it just yet. So you need to figure out what went wrong, and, whether it could have been prevented or not. Then how you can fix it now that you know what it is.

2 - If you can identify that the break up with your ex ex-girlfriend revenge was entirely your fault, then you need to let your ex ex-girlfriend revenge know that you recognize what happened, you recognize that it was your fault, and that you are sorry for your actions and the unintended consequences.

3 - Continue to have a wide social life, even though you are trying toget your ex back again. Don't cut yourself off from the rest of the world just because you and your ex are not in contact right now. Even if you don't want to date another ex-girlfriend revenge,you should at the very leastgo out and have some fun with friends, guys and girls.

4 -Demonstrate toyour ex ex-girlfriend revenge by your actions that youare capable of movingon, but, that you still carefor her. Let her know by your actions and the way you communicate with her that you have not completely moved on, and, that you still have feelings for her. This will make you appear more mature and desirable to her.

5 - It is important that you work hard to become friends with your ex ex-girlfriend revenge again. This will build trust, and will helpbring you closer to one another.

6 - Lastly, you should ask her why you broke up in the first place, but be casual about it rather than appearing desperate. She will either admit that it was a mistake that the two of you broke up, or she will let you know that the break up was for the better. Once you have an answer, you can proceed from there.

If you adhere to these six key actions you will be in a better position to know whether you are serious about getting your ex ex-girlfriend revenge back, and, if you are, that there is a chance that you will succeed. But these are only the first steps in the battle. On their own, without careful consideration of the next steps, they are unlikely to guarantee success. And like any battle, you need a solid, tried and tested plan. Only then are you likely to enjoy the 'magic of making up'.

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I love music. I can't recall anyone that I have encountered in my lifetime that does not like some form of music. In my younger years I had the opportunity to attend concerts that ranged from rock and roll to country. I enjoyed them all. However when I got married I found my ex-girlfriend revenge had never attended a concert. So the intelligent person that I am, I bought some tickets to a performance where two rock bands were going to display their talents. I thought this is great, I can show my ex-girlfriend revenge a little of what I enjoyed in my youth. My brilliant plan did not go over very well.

At first it was entertaining seeing all the people dressed up in their 80's cloths, the hair, and the make up. We found our seats sat down and waited for the show to begin and sure enough it did. The band came on stage. The music kicked in and so did the beer throwing and fighting. I thought hey multiple shows for the price of one, how about that. My ex-girlfriend revenge did not find it very entertaining to say the least so we ended up leaving before the show ended.

I have now been converted to an arm chair music connoisseur you could say. It is similar to what sports fans call an arm chair quarterback. With the advent of the internet music has become more widely available from the homestead. With a click of my mouse I can listen, watch, or download my favorite music, practically in a blink of an eye. Music downloads are one of my favorites. I can download a variety of music and put it on my mp3 and listen to my hearts content. No longer do I have to spend money on a complete album I can simply choose the songs I want and download. Free music downloads abound as well on the worldwide web. Many up and coming artist have websites and they often offer free downloads. As for the visual stimulation one would receive from attending a live concert I can simply visit a variety of websites and watch music videos. I can watch videos ranging from a young up and coming artist playing acoustic guitar in her bathroom, to concerts in the grand hauls of Europe.

Music is a motivating force when little else will pick me up and move me on down the road of life. Music can bring back memories of years gone by and hope for a better tomorrow. It has been shown that if we listen to music it will uplift us enough to get us up off the couch. I think I will go in search of some music that will motivate my ex-girlfriend revenge to go back to a live concert, until then I will be happily surfing the web for my music fix.

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When it comes to love, men often get a bad rap.

"You only hear about the guys who are abusive or cheat, but how about the tons of men who are faithful and kind?" ~John

"I've been married for over twenty years. I know I'm not perfect, but I can honestly say that I do my best to be a good husband...I care about what my ex-girlfriend revenge thinks of me as a husband and father." ~Hale

"It scares me to admit this, but I'd be totally lost without my ex-girlfriend revenge. She's my best friend and she tells me that I'm hers. Making her happy is everything to me..." ~Luis

These are some of the messages several men shared with me while discussing their thoughts about intimacy, their partners and spouses. Before long, a theme arose: What especially bothered these men were the rampant myths about men and love.

Men and Intimacy:

Myth 1: Men do not value emotional connection.

Myth 2: Men do not care about their partners'/spouses' feelings.

Myth 3: Men only want sex (rather than emotional connection).

Myth 4: Men are controlling and tell women what to do (and therefore prefer passive women).

Myth 5: Men would rather spend time with their guy friends than their wives/girlfriends.

Let's take a closer look at the first myth, the one that claims that men do not value emotional closeness. This myth arises out of the difficulty some men have with emotions: in particular, talking about and sharing their feelings. This reality is rooted in the way in which many men are socialized. Emotional self-expression is not considered an important and useful trait for many men.

Of particular importance is the way in which fathers (and other male mentors) act as role-models for their sons. While many fathers are becoming more comfortable with their sons' emotional lives, some fathers continue to hold the expectation that once their male child hits a certain age, this emotionality will give way to stoic control.

Why are feelings difficult for men?

Feelings of vulnerability (tenderness, sadness, fear, feeling "less than," embarrassment and shame) conflict with the ideal of masculinity-central to this ideal is the trait of masculine strength. Men value power and in the arena of love, power and strength equate to being able to take care of your loved ones. As the requirements of relationships change and men are asked to be more emotionally available, the guiding questions for many men are:

How can masculinity and vulnerability exist side by side?

How can I be tender while still seen as strong?

Unfortunately, the mentality that emotional vulnerability equals weakness is alive and well in many cultures and held by too many men. This deep-seated attitude is often triggered in relationships that require and demand greater intimacy. Faced with the challenges of intimacy, men may shut down and withdraw, rather than allow themselves to feel confused and emotionally impotent.

But men still value connection!

Difficulty sharing emotions does not necessarily mean that emotional connection isn't important to men. Think of it this way: You can deeply enjoy music and yet not know how to play an instrument. How men go about creating connection has less to do with emotional sharing and more to do with actions that validate their masculine identity--providing for their loved ones, tangential giving that leads to concrete results.

As Roger recently said:

"My ex-girlfriend revenge didn't like the color of our bedroom and when she was out with her sister, I painted the entire room her favorite color. I couldn't wait to see her reaction. When she got home she gave me this big hug and I felt like a million bucks..."

In other words, Roger felt emotionally connected to his ex-girlfriend revenge. He experienced intimacy through doing for his ex-girlfriend revenge, rather than emotional expression.

The important point to remember is that "myth" does not equate to "fact." No matter how ingrained a preconceived notion might be in a society, we are all free-thinking individuals who can choose to look beneath the surface and appreciate our partners for what they have to offer and the unique way in which they try to offer it...regardless of what prevailing assumptions about gender might tell us.

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Richard Nicastro, Ph.D. is a relationship and intimacy coach with over fifteen years experience helping individuals and couples live more fulfilling lives. Dr. Nicastro's relationship advice has appeared on television, radio and in national magazines.